jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

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heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
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squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

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tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

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barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

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tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

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nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

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sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

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boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

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shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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